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It's June 14. Hard to believe we're exactly eight months away from Valentine's Day.
Former tennis player Steffi Graf turns 47 today. She won her first Grand Slam when she was just 19 years old. She was so excited, she went down to Denny's that day and ate it.
Former 'Baywatch' star Yasmine Bleeth turns 48 today. I always felt sorry for her. How could you possibly drive around, get pulled over, be asked "What's your name?" and sound sober?
Boy George celebrates his 55th birthday today.
He's pretty easy, breezy, cover girl about it.
Isn't it about time to become Man George?
He had a hard time figuring out which restroom to use before having a hard time figuring out which restroom to use was cool.
At what age does he become 'Man George?' Or even 'One Damn Ugly Woman George?'
Donald Trump turns the big 7-0 today. At his birthday party, he doesn't blow out the candles on his cake -- he fires them! He's a big believer in that success comes from the top down. If he really believes that, explain the hair! He turns the big 7-0. (well, you knew he was a big something)
National Flag Day -- the anniversary of the Flag Resolution of 1777 -- was officially established by the Proclamation of President Woodrow Wilson on May 30, 1916. While Flag Day was celebrated in various communities for years after Wilson's proclamation, it was not until August 3, 1949, that President Truman signed an Act of Congress designating June 14th of each year as National Flag Day.
Flag Do's and Don'ts (from the U.S. code):
Do fly the flag from sunup to sundown. Leave it out overnight only in a well-lit area.
Don't display Old Glory with its blue field of stars facing down -- it's a signal of extreme distress.
Do keep the flag from touching anything below it.
Don't raise it in rain, sheet, snow, etc.
Do destroy a seen-better-days banner in a dignified manner, preferably by burning it (really).
Pop Goes the Weasel Day -- Maxim magazine offers these suggests to "Weasel Your Way Back Into Her Life." They suggest you:
Do reconnaissance on her.
Broadcast your regret.
Reminisce about old times.
Do the fun, cool things she always wanted to do.
Talk to a pretty woman.
Send her an e-mail that shows how well you know her.
Toss out the carrot.
Go out on the first date again with her.
Former tennis player Steffi Graf turns 47 today. She won her first Grand Slam when she was just 19 years old. She was so excited, she went down to Denny's that day and ate it.
Former 'Baywatch' star Yasmine Bleeth turns 48 today. I always felt sorry for her. How could you possibly drive around, get pulled over, be asked "What's your name?" and sound sober?
Boy George celebrates his 55th birthday today.
He's pretty easy, breezy, cover girl about it.
Isn't it about time to become Man George?
He had a hard time figuring out which restroom to use before having a hard time figuring out which restroom to use was cool.
At what age does he become 'Man George?' Or even 'One Damn Ugly Woman George?'
Donald Trump turns the big 7-0 today. At his birthday party, he doesn't blow out the candles on his cake -- he fires them! He's a big believer in that success comes from the top down. If he really believes that, explain the hair! He turns the big 7-0. (well, you knew he was a big something)
National Flag Day -- the anniversary of the Flag Resolution of 1777 -- was officially established by the Proclamation of President Woodrow Wilson on May 30, 1916. While Flag Day was celebrated in various communities for years after Wilson's proclamation, it was not until August 3, 1949, that President Truman signed an Act of Congress designating June 14th of each year as National Flag Day.
Flag Do's and Don'ts (from the U.S. code):
Do fly the flag from sunup to sundown. Leave it out overnight only in a well-lit area.
Don't display Old Glory with its blue field of stars facing down -- it's a signal of extreme distress.
Do keep the flag from touching anything below it.
Don't raise it in rain, sheet, snow, etc.
Do destroy a seen-better-days banner in a dignified manner, preferably by burning it (really).
Pop Goes the Weasel Day -- Maxim magazine offers these suggests to "Weasel Your Way Back Into Her Life." They suggest you:
Do reconnaissance on her.
Broadcast your regret.
Reminisce about old times.
Do the fun, cool things she always wanted to do.
Talk to a pretty woman.
Send her an e-mail that shows how well you know her.
Toss out the carrot.
Go out on the first date again with her.
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