TODAY IS

Remember the little girl in the TV show "My Two Dads" or Dana from "Step by Step?" Actress Staci Keanan turns 41 today. Of course, she went on to... uh... celebrate her 41st birthday.

Uncle Kracker is 42. And still leaves crumbs everywhere he goes. But he does go great with cheese.

It's Paul Giamatti's 49th birthday today. I know that because I'm a Hollywood insider. Or, because of Xfinity, I feel like one. He's a method actor and played "Pig Vomit" in "Private Parts."

• He decided to go with the great method and it's working out for him.
• If you saw "Sideways," you know not to get him any Merlot.
• He needs to remember to turn down more scripts from M. Night Shyamalan.
• He usually plays the bearded guy with glasses in movies.

Harvey Fierstein is 62. He's that guy who sounds like he just gargled with gravel. Like Bea Arthur with a cold. While the other kids were playing in their sandboxes, he was eating his.

Wow, here's a name from the past: Dwight Twilley turns 65 today. Hi Twilley, Hi Twilley, Hi Ho!

Robert Englund celebrates his 67th birthday today. For years, he was Freddy Krueger. Imagine how scarring it would be to have Grandpa Krueger reading you a story.

The Dalai Lama celebrates his 81st birthday today. May his candles be enlightened.