TODAY IS

Michael Cera, the eternal teenager, turns 28 today.

Tennis player Anna Kournikova is 35, love. Talk about a nice set!

Prince would have been 58 today.

Ken Osmond, the original Eddie Haskell on "Leave it to Beaver," turns 73. "You're looking very old, 

Mr. Osmond!"

Singer Tom Jones turns 76 today.

• However, I believe his hips are only around 3.
• He can still move his hips, they're just not original equipment.
• He can still shake his hips enough to mix a can of paint!
• When he was knighted by the Queen, she bestowed on him the title and a pair of the royal panties.

People Love Picked Flowers Day -- 69% of young adults love giving and/or getting flowers. If you plan to send flowers, here's what they mean:

• Violets: "I return your love."
• Gladiolus: "You pierce my heart."
• Gardenia: "I love you deeply, but in secret."
• Apple blossom: "You are my favorite."
• Bachelor's button: "Single blessedness."
• Red carnation: "I love you."
• Daffodil: "Best regards."
• Goldenrod: "Protect me with your love."
• Lily of the Valley: "My happiness is returned."
• Petunia: "Never despair of me."
• Buttercup: "You are rich in all attractions."
• Wisteria: "I cling to you."
• Zinnia: "My thoughts to you absent friend."
• Jasmine: "Sensuality".
• Daisy: "I will think about it."
• Yellow tulip: "Hopeless love."
• Salvia: "I think of you always."
• White lily: "purity and modesty."

Reasons Women Like to Get Flowers From Men:

1. Temporarily covers up the smell of their dirty underwear stacking up in the corner.
2. Thorns remind them of charming whisker stubble that men sport on weekends.
3. It's better than chocolates, because men won't eat half of the flowers.
4. It's the only time a delivery man comes to the door and he ain't carrying pizza.
5. They figure if they got something red, and that something red isn't crotchless, it's gotta be a step up.