TODAY IS

Kanye West turns 38 today. The perfect gift for Kanye? An ego-girdle. He plans a special day entirely dedicated to spending a lot of time with the one he loves the most -- himself.

Julianana Margulies turns the big 5-0. I read somewhere that she was no longer a good wife.

Mike "Red" Hucknall turns 56. He used to be the lead singer for 80's group, Simply Red." Now he's simply out of work.

Alex Van Halen turns 66 today. He's of course with the group that bears his name: Alex.

Nancy Sinatra turns 76 today. Her latest song -- "These orthopedic boots are made for walkin'"

Former First Lady Barbara Bush turns 91 today! She was both a wife and a mother, by George.

Best Friends Day -- What lies do we tell our best friends?

• Sexual experience: 12 percent
• Income/salary: 8 percent
• Political opinions: 8 percent
• Religious beliefs: 7 percent