TOP FIVE THINGS MARIA SHARAPOVA SAID AFTER BANNED FROM TENNIS FOR TWO YEARS

1. "Banned? I thought they said it was 'bland.'"
2. "Get meTom Brady's phone number!"
3. "Well, jump my net!"
4. "Meldonium sounds like a planet on Supergirl"
5. "Two years? What am I supposed to do with millions and nothing to do for two years"!