It's National Weatherperson's Day
-- How about some weatherman pickup lines:
- It may be cool today, but with you in my forecast, it'll be heating up tonight.
- Ever hear of that Doppler guy? Well, I know him personally.
- I'm predicting showers tonight. How bout taking cover under my umbrella.
- Yo, honey, if this Weather Van is a rockin' don't come a knockin'.
- I'm forecasting a shower tonight, you bring the soap.
- Honey, since you walked in the room, the barometer isn't the only thing on the rise.
- Hey, I got your warm front -- right here.
- When I say 8 to 10 inches, I ain't talking 'bout no snow accumulation.
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