It's Send a Card to a Friend Day -- Here's some greeting cards you won't see:

  • Happy Vasectomy. Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I got one. It was real snippy.
  • Heard you had Herpes. And I feel terrible. I'd say "get well soon." But I know it's incurable.
  • My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire, I found your cat. Sorry!
  • You had your bladder removed, here's a bouquet of flowers. And a box of Depends.
  • Heard your wife left you, how upset you must be! Don't fret about your wife though, she's moving in with me.
  • You totaled your car, and can't remember why. Maybe it was... that case of Bud Dry.
  • I'm sorry to hear you are brain dead. It's really not that bad when you think about it.
  • I heard that you were very sick. I hope that you die painlessly.


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