TODAY IS

Johnny Manziel turns 26 today. He could be one of the greatest quarterbacks in the game today if it weren't for one person: Johnny Manziel.

Janine Turner is 56 today. Her biggest claim to fame was starring in the TV series "Northern Exposure." The good news for her-there's talk of a reboot of that series.

Comic Steven Wright turns 63 today. In his honor, some of his funniest lines:

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

JoBeth Williams turns the big 7-0 today. She was the mom in "Poltergeist," the movie that demonstrated there are worse things than just having teenagers in the house.

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