Other Thoughts....

A new porn site is donating a penny to charity each time someone watches one of their porn videos. Needless to say, Charity and her sister, Bethany, are thrilled. 

Rio de Janeiro's acting governor has warned that the Olympics could be a "big failure." The first response actually came from a mosquito, which said, "That's what you think, Big Guy."

A new shade of the color blue has been discovered. Apparently, we needed one.

A study says that smoking may damage a man's sperm. My suggestion would be to check and see if you're doing it wrong.

A Los Angeles man married his cellphone at a chapel in Las Vegas. They wanted to get married at the Coliseum in Italy, but they were afraid there would be Roman charges.

Researchers in the Netherlands say they are growing tomatoes in soil similar to that found on Mars. Hey, if Matt Damon can do it, why can't they?

The House of Representatives has warned its office water is tainted with lead. OK, that could explain some of it... but not all of it.