TODAY IS
It's Thursday the 13th!
Sacha Baron Cohen turns 45 today and plans a small, quiet, offensive celebration at home. He gave us Borat, even though we tried several times to give it back.
Figure skater Nancy Kerrigan turns 46 today.
She was a big deal back when "taking a knee" meant something entirely different.
Despite her age, she'd like to do a triple Lutz on Tonya Harding.
She's yelling, "Why me! Why me!" It's because it's your birthday!
Every time I think of her, I'm reminded of that old song that goes, "A knee a whack, a knee a whack, a knee a whack, a knee a whack."
Former NFL receiver Jerry Rice turns 54 today. Back in his playing days, he caught everything that came his way. Sure a little penicillin every now and then, but a very successful career.
Chris Carter, the guy who gave us "The X-Files" turns 59 today. Think of how he had to go through the A through W files just to finally get a hit.
Robert Lamm, one of the last original members of Chicago still hanging with the group, turns 72 today. Or is 25... or 64?
Paul Simon who had the hit years ago "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" turns 75. Or is that 'who had the hit years ago, "75 Ways to Leave Your Lover" turns 50?
Skeptics Day -- Nearly half the population, 45%, think visitors from outer space are living on Earth. The most skeptics live in Canada, where only 16% accept the idea that spacemen reside here, and There Netherlands, where only 8% do.
Sacha Baron Cohen turns 45 today and plans a small, quiet, offensive celebration at home. He gave us Borat, even though we tried several times to give it back.
Figure skater Nancy Kerrigan turns 46 today.
She was a big deal back when "taking a knee" meant something entirely different.
Despite her age, she'd like to do a triple Lutz on Tonya Harding.
She's yelling, "Why me! Why me!" It's because it's your birthday!
Every time I think of her, I'm reminded of that old song that goes, "A knee a whack, a knee a whack, a knee a whack, a knee a whack."
Former NFL receiver Jerry Rice turns 54 today. Back in his playing days, he caught everything that came his way. Sure a little penicillin every now and then, but a very successful career.
Chris Carter, the guy who gave us "The X-Files" turns 59 today. Think of how he had to go through the A through W files just to finally get a hit.
Robert Lamm, one of the last original members of Chicago still hanging with the group, turns 72 today. Or is 25... or 64?
Paul Simon who had the hit years ago "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" turns 75. Or is that 'who had the hit years ago, "75 Ways to Leave Your Lover" turns 50?
Skeptics Day -- Nearly half the population, 45%, think visitors from outer space are living on Earth. The most skeptics live in Canada, where only 16% accept the idea that spacemen reside here, and There Netherlands, where only 8% do.
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