For the record, he was never elected Mayer. Just calls himself that.
If nothing else, you could buy him a new bed post. His old one has a lot of notches on it.
The frustrating part about being a popular singer is that no one wants to sing "Happy Birthday to You"... they want to hear you sing it to yourself.
Former "E.R." co-star Kellie Martin celebrates her 43rd. We need a birthday cake in here, STAT!
Wendy Wilson of Wilson-Phillips turns 49 today. That scraping sound you hear is the bottom of the birthday barrel. Being a member of Wilson-Phillips is like being a Kardashian, without all that messy fame. She was half of the group, Wilson-Phillips. Yes, I know there were three members.
Pamela Bach, the ex-Mrs. David Hasselhoff, is 55 today. Hard to believe.
Flea, from the Red Hot Chili Peppers, turns 56 today. I suppose he could have had a worse name. Like Tick or Gnat. Funny, but every time he's around, Snoop Dogg tries to scratch him.
Tim Robbins turns the big 6-0 today. I'm so happy he finally got out of Shawshank.
Bob Weir, one of the surviving members of the Grateful Dead, turns 71 today and is grateful he's not dead.
Suzanne Somers turns 72 today. Somers gave us "Krissy" and the Thigh-master. Where's the Nobel prize when you need it?
Angela Lansbury turns 93 today. She's still with us. Who? The teapot in "Beauty and the Beast" turns 92 today. That's who.