SNL alum Chris Kattan turns 48 today. We'll always have the Night at the Roxbury.
Trey Parker, half of the duo that gave us "South Park" and "The Book of Mormon," turns 49 today. I would think those two accomplishments alone would be enough... but noooo! I'm pretty sure he's offended everyone possible and are having to go back to the beginning of the list and start over.
President Carter's daughter, Amy, turns 51 today. That piece of AARP junk mail is waiting for her in the mailbox.
Mr. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Ty Pennington, turns 54 today. He's about due for one himself!
He plans an extreme birthday party, home edition.
Almost time to tear him down and start over.
He doesn't blow out the candles on his cake, he just "moves that bus!"
Evander Holyfield turns 56 today. Well, what Mike Tyson didn't bite off turns 55 today.
Singer Jeannie C. Riley is still feuding with the Harper Valley P.T.A., even at age 73.
John Lithgow from "Third Rock from the Sun" turns 73 today in earth years. Lithgow and Jeannie C. Reilly both turn 73 today. You know, you never see them together at the same time.