TOP WAYS TO TURNOFF WOMEN
Don't scratch like you have a rash.
Don't blow your nose on the same napkin you use to wipe your mouth.
Don't invade her personal space.
Don't stare at her breasts.
Don't make eyes at other women when you're with her.
Don't go to your place unless you've cleaned up.
Don't tell a bad or dirty joke.
Don't dirty-dance with her.
Don't "raise the roof" on the dance floor.
If you smoke, don't blow it in her face.
Don't tell her you can't see yourself committing.
Don't tell her you watch soap operas.
Don't tell her how many jobs you've been fired from.