WOULD YOU RATHER?

Would you rather have double vision or hear a constant echo?
Would you rather be the quarterback of an NFL team for one quarter, or be the matador in a bullfight?
Would you rather have sex once a week with a different person each time, or have sex only once a year with the same person?
Would you rather live in a world where everybody made the exact same salary, or live in a world where everyone had the exact same intelligence?
Would you rather ride the world's biggest roller coaster 100 times in a row, or be dragged behind a speed boat on an inner tube for three hours?
Would you rather live the rest of your life in a kid's tree house, or live the rest of your life in a bat cave?
Would you rather live in a world where everyone acted like they do on TV soap operas, or live in a world where everyone acted like they do in the plays of William Shakespeare?
Would you rather have to ride a bull in a rodeo or stand from a high wire for 3 minutes with no net?
Who would you rather still be alive: Elvis Presley or John Lennon?
What would you rather find posted on the Internet: pictures of you taking a shower, or a list of all the people you've ever slept with?
Would you rather be reincarnated as a member of the the opposite sex or as an animal?
Would you rather live in a world free of profanity or a world free of pornography?