WOULD YOU RATHER?

• Would you rather be married to someone 100 pounds overweight, or someone who has a perfect body but smokes two packs a day? 
• Would you rather be seasick for 3 days or be drunk and spinning for 6 hours straight? 
• Which 70's family would you have rather grown up a part of, "The Brady Bunch" or "The Partridge Family?" 
• Would you rather have no short-term or no long-term memory? 
• Would you rather live in a world where no one ever used profanity, or live in a world where no one ever burped or passed gas in public? 
• What would you rather hear? "I'm sorry, I thought you were a urinal" or, "I'm glad you like it... my secret ingredient is boogers." 
• Would you rather be a compulsive liar, or marry one that you can't divorce? 
• Would you rather live in a world where TV sitcoms never existed, or live in a world without theme parks (Disney, Six Flags, Sea World, etc.).