IT ONLY HURTS WHEN I SMILE

Here are the Top Ten Tooth Breakers according to the Boston University School of Dental Medicine:
  1. Ice Cubes. "Teeth are meant for chewing only," said a spokesperson.
  2. Frozen candy bars straight from the freezer. "If you need a hammer to break it don't use your teeth for the job."
  3. Crack nuts.
  4. Opening the lids of pill bottles.
  5. Loosen knots.
  6. Opening those packages of pretzels and potato chips we can't pull open with our fingers.
  7. Chewing on pens.
  8. Chewing on pencils.
  9. Chewing on hard candy.
  10. Tightening guitar strings with your teeth.

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