HEADLINE TRUTH OR TRASH
"Another Change For Harry and Meghan -- Want To Be Called Hank and Megs!"
Trash! She's already got a nickname that we can't say on the air.
"Man Tries to Sell Childhood Drawing for $2.3 Million!"
Truth! That would be 41-year-old journalist Vladimir Mkrtchyan who says the drawing is actually worth twice that and the price tag just represents the "money I need right now." He adds that the drawing reflects the realities of the Soviet era through the innocent eyes of a six-year-old boy.
"Most Canadians Don't Want Harry and Meghan Around!"
Truth! The overwhelming majority of Canadians, 73% say they are not on board with paying for costs associated with the couple living in their country. Nineteen per cent of respondents said they would be OK with paying some costs, but not all.
"Psychic Predicts Bad Times for Clairvoyants!"
Trash! And I don't know how things will go for them. What do you think I am? A mindreader?
"McDonald's in Japan Introduce "Adult Cream Pie!"
Truth! It's a new desert and whether McDonald's Japan knew its new campaign could easily be mistaken for a Pornhub category or if this is just another case of poor Japanese to English translation is up for debate.
"Newly Discovered Feathered Dinosaur Fossil Shows It Was Friendly!"
Trash! In fact, if it was around today, you would believe the damage it could do to your windshield.
"James Bond Producer Says 007 will Never Be a Woman!"
Truth! The franchise's long-time producer, Barbara Broccoli said that's not going to happen on her watch adding, Bond "can be of any color, but he is male." She says, "I believe we should be creating new characters for women-strong female characters. I'm not particularly interested in taking a male character and having a woman play it."
"Ben and Jerry Roll Out Im-Peach-Mint Ice Cream!"
Trash! But if they do, they'll probably only do trial size.
Trash! She's already got a nickname that we can't say on the air.
"Man Tries to Sell Childhood Drawing for $2.3 Million!"
Truth! That would be 41-year-old journalist Vladimir Mkrtchyan who says the drawing is actually worth twice that and the price tag just represents the "money I need right now." He adds that the drawing reflects the realities of the Soviet era through the innocent eyes of a six-year-old boy.
"Most Canadians Don't Want Harry and Meghan Around!"
Truth! The overwhelming majority of Canadians, 73% say they are not on board with paying for costs associated with the couple living in their country. Nineteen per cent of respondents said they would be OK with paying some costs, but not all.
"Psychic Predicts Bad Times for Clairvoyants!"
Trash! And I don't know how things will go for them. What do you think I am? A mindreader?
"McDonald's in Japan Introduce "Adult Cream Pie!"
Truth! It's a new desert and whether McDonald's Japan knew its new campaign could easily be mistaken for a Pornhub category or if this is just another case of poor Japanese to English translation is up for debate.
"Newly Discovered Feathered Dinosaur Fossil Shows It Was Friendly!"
Trash! In fact, if it was around today, you would believe the damage it could do to your windshield.
"James Bond Producer Says 007 will Never Be a Woman!"
Truth! The franchise's long-time producer, Barbara Broccoli said that's not going to happen on her watch adding, Bond "can be of any color, but he is male." She says, "I believe we should be creating new characters for women-strong female characters. I'm not particularly interested in taking a male character and having a woman play it."
"Ben and Jerry Roll Out Im-Peach-Mint Ice Cream!"
Trash! But if they do, they'll probably only do trial size.
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