TOP FIVE FUN WAYS QUEEN ELIZABETH COULD CELEBRATE HER 90TH BIRTHDAY

1. Talk with Kelly Ripa about that recent job opening
2. Have the royal candle-blower-outer put a little extra into it
3. Yell out "Off with their heads" and see if they actually do it
4. Go to a bed store and see if Queen size mattresses really are
5. Be amused