TOP FIVE SIGNS THE CHURCH MAY BE MIS-USING YOUR DONATION

1. Instead of passing collection plates, there's a Collection Vacuum
2. Another church council retreat to Las Vegas (3rd one this year)
3. Pastor just got a "It's better to give" tattoo
4. All the elders are on Segway scooters
5. Well, for starters, there's the Pastoral Porsche