Other Thoughts....

U2's Bono says the U.S. should use comedy to fight terrorism and send Amy Schumer and Chris Rock to fight Isis. I'm sure they'd kill. Isis, that is.

The government says that more airline flights were on time with fewer cancellations last year but with more passenger complaints. To me, that says the complaints are working.

Mackenzie Douthit from "Teen Mom 3" is expecting her third child. Another case of art imitating real life imitating the art of real life.

Gwyneth Paltrow says she would rather "smoke crack" than eat spray cheese. That still makes her a cheap date.

Arthur Anderson, the voice of Lucky Charms' Lucky the Leprechaun has died at age 93. He's magically deceased.

My allergies are killing me. I'm this close to running outside, laying on the ground and making pollen angels.