REASONS WHY YOU MAY GET A TAX AUDIT/PENALTY
- Deduction for sex tools denied
- Somehow it's doubted you only made $2,500 working as CEO of Disney
- Tax people didn't take kindly to you sending pudding with your return
- Social security number 260-555-1212 didn't seem right
- You mailed in your doctors report on your impotence by mistake
- Crayon generally not an accepted writing tool
- Deductions for $100 lunches at McDonalds disallowed
- Using a "Hooters" napkin as a return won't cut it
- 53 jobs in one year sets IRS record
- Subway gift certificates not acceptable for payment
- "Come on, audit me you bastards" was not a good way to sign your return
- You're 83 and lonely, so you botch your return hoping for the company of a nice IRS man
- Practical joke of a "ticking" tax return not taken well by the feds
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