THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW

• Because of a holiday in the nation's capital, the filing deadline to submit 2015 tax returns is today rather than the traditional April 15 date. Gotta have those federal returns in by midnight tonight. Except in Massachusetts and Maine, due to state holidays. Those folks have until tomorrow.
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• John Legend and Chrissy Teigen welcomed their first daughter, Luna Simone Stephens, last Thursday. John's birth name is John Roger Stephens.
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• Santana -- the band that recorded together back in 1971 -- reunited together for a new album that dropped on Friday. 45 years after their last album together.
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• Down in New Zealand, they're still talking about Inky the Octopus. After cleaning his tank, it was accidentally left open and he managed to escape to the ocean. Slowest prison escape ever.
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• Shuddle, an Uber-style car service for kids in the San Francisco area, is shutting down. Good idea, just couldn't get it to catch on. The thought was: super-screened applicants driving your kids to where they need to get to when you're too busy.
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• Cirque du Soleil cancels North Carolina shows over transgender law.
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• Eva Mendes is expecting her second child with Ryan Gosling.
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• The New York Post endorsed Donald Trump for the primary tomorrow.
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• They found the Loch Ness Monster at the bottom of the lake! Well, a prop from a movie they filmed on the site back in 1969.
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• That food crisis at Chipotle cost it three years' worth of earnings. Ouch!
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• A study says that people who eat fast food have more industrial chemicals used in plastics in their bodies.
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• It's Patriot's Day today, which means another running of the Boston Marathon.
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• Canada has been reporting a lot of UFO's these days. What's going on up there?
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• Canada has also made sure that their new Assisted Suicide law only applies to Canadians and not visiting Americans.
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• The AMC movie theater chain on Friday ditched the idea of allowing movie-goers to text while watching films, saying a proposal it floated this week has been "relegated to the cutting room floor."
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• Match.com has pulled an ad that suggests red hair and freckles are imperfections.
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• Japan is going to start allowing transplants of insulin-producing cells from pigs to humans by 2019.
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• After 19 denials, a California parole board panel recommended the release of Manson Family member Leslie Van Houten.
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• Aisha Tyler and her husband of 20 years have filed for divorce.
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• Megyn Kelly from FOX News and Donald Trump met for an hour last Thursday and are said to have buried the hatchet.
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• If you'd like to buy Adam Levine's New York loft, it can be yours for $5.5 million.
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• An SUV ran a stop sign in Pennsylvania on Wednesday and hit the limo taking Diana Ross to her concert. She complained of head and neck pain, but for now, seems OK. She's 72.