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If the fact that today is the Federal Income Tax deadline is a complete surprise to you, you're doomed. Over 35 million taxpayers will have waited until today to file their return, reports the IRS.

Emma Watson, Hermoine from the Harry Potter movies, turns 26 today. If you see her, don't bring her Hogwarts. She's a little sensitive about those...

Seth Rogen turns 34 today. I'm still waiting for his full apology for "The Interview." I want an apology and a full refund.

Emma Thompson turns 57 today. It's a Double Emma Day!

Dave Edmunds turns 72. Years ago he had a hit called "I Hear You Knockin'." Of course, now he can't.

Country singer Roy Clark turns 83 today. Ironically, his biggest hit was "Yesterday When I Was Young" and he wasn't.

Titanic Remembrance Day -- In 1912, the supposedly unsinkable RMS Titantic runs into an iceberg in the North Atlantic and begins to sink on April 14. How about some Titantic trivia? Ready, set, let's play:

• At approximately what time did the Titanic sink on April in 1912? (2:20am)
• Who got the last lifeboat and was branded a coward? (Bruce Ismay)
• She was called the Unsinkable Molly Brown, what was her first name? (Maggie)
• Name the sister ship of the Titanic that was being build at the same time in Belfast. (Olympic)
• How many ice warnings did the Titanic receive? (six)
• Who said "we're dressed and ready to go down, gentlemen?" (Benjamin Guogenhiem and his manservant)
• How many lifeboats were aboard the Titanic? (16-4 collapsible)
• What was the difference between the Titanic and the Olympic? (Titanic had a closed deck)
• How much was a first class ticket on the Titanic? ($4000)
• How much was a third class ticket on the Titanic? ($35)
• Who discovered the Titanic in 1985? (Dr. Robert Ballard)
• What did the clock stand for at the top of the grand stair case according to Bruce Ismay? (Time and Grace)
• What was the designer of the Titanic last name? (Andrews)
• What does R.M.S. stand for? (Royal Mail Steamship)
• How long was the Titanic? (four city blocks, 852 feet by 92.5 feet)
• At what speed was the Titanic going when it collided with the iceberg? (22 knots)
• What other ship was ten miles from the Titanic and never responded to its calls? (The California)