TODAY IS

Melissa Joan Hart -- all three of her -- hit the big 4-0. That puts her just one misplaced hyphen away from being -40. She's best known as Sabrina, the teenage witch, from TV. Some day she'll tell her kids that when she was younger, she was a witch for a spell.

Conan O'Brien turns 53 today. What a long, strange trip it's been for him. To reminisce, friends are going to put together a huge party for him and then Jay Leno plans to come in and take it away.

Jane Leeves, best known as Daphne on "Frasier," now playing some part on some cable comedy show, turns 54 today. They say she's got quite a temper. When Jane's upset, Jane Leeves.

Rick Moranis is sitting around and waiting for just one more "Honey, I shrunk" movie... oh, and he turns 63 today.

James Woods is 69 today. He's got an interesting way of deciding who he's going to date. He takes his age and divides by three... and that tells him how old the girl should be.

Hayley Mills is 70 today. At one time when her name came up, I thought of "Pollyanna." Now I think of Poly-grip!

Pet Owners Independence Day -- we're going to celebrate by sleeping and eating all day long.