TODAY IS

Candace Cameron, who played DJ on "Full House" and "Fuller House," turns 40 today. Wow. Next thing you'll tell me is those cute little Olson twins are all grown up. They are?

Zach Braff, who we got to know in "Scrubs," turns 41 today. We need a birthday cake, stat!

Another child star from the past, Jason Hervey... who played older brother Wayne in "The Wonder Years" turns 44 today. Must be weird to be in 2016, looking back to the 1990's when you played someone in the 1970's. I believe he was the first to ever say "Butthead" on TV. And also the second, third, fourth, etc.

Patrick Hernandez turns 64 today. He had a disco hit back in the 70's called "Born to be Alive." Almost time to sing, "Dying to be Deceased."

John Ratzenberger celebrates number 69 today. Sure, he's the pig in "Toy Story"... but back in his day, he was "Cliffy the mailman" in Cheers.

Plan Your Epitaph Day -- suggested epitaphs for celebrities from Ed Weiner's book:

• "Here Lied Richard Nixon"
• Jay Leno: "Chin Up"
• Ralph Nader: "Recalled"
• Woody Allen: "Mia Culpa"
• Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel: "Four Thumbs Down"
• Prince Charles: "Never Say Di"
• Princess Diana: "Chucked It All"
• McCauley Culkin: "Home Alone"
• Oscar Mayer: "Home Balone"
• Alan Dershowitz: "Appeal Denied"
• Patty Hearst: "Tanya Tuckered"
• David Lynch: "Rest in Peaks"
• Catwoman: "Using Her Box"
• Haagen-Dazs: "Forever In Our Hearts"
• DeForest Kelley: "Bones"
• George Lucas: "F/X Marks the Spot"
• Joseph Heller: "Something Happened"
• Jack Nicholson: "One Easy Peace"
• Geraldo Rivera: "Finally, the Right Vault"
• Hugh Hefner: "Death, Be Not Prude"
• Paul Newman: "The Color of Mummy"