TOP FIVE SIGNS YOU PROBABLY NEED A NEW DOCTOR

1. One of his first comments to you was, "Oh, you should see a doctor for that!"
2. Works out of a Jiffy Lube
3. Medical Diploma is from the medical school at the University of Atlantis
4. His equipment looks like it was made by Playschool
5. When you came in for a cold, he had to look that up