TOP FIVE SIGNS YOU'VE GROWN A LITTLE TOO ATTACHED TO YOUR PHONE

1. You just said "I love you" to the phone and no one had called
2. You get manicures one hand at a time so that the other can be holding the phone
3. You've got neck wrinkles from looking down at it so long
4. You fire up the GPS just to find your way to the kitchen
5. Someone asks, "How are you doing?" and you have to Google it