TOP FIVE THANKSGIVING TRADITIONS WE WISH WOULD GO AWAY
- "Having the Butterball Help Line on speed dial"
- "Shoot, forgot to take off the feathers again this year"
- "No, those aren't meatballs -- the gravy's just a little lumpy"
- Uncle Earl saying, "Whoops! It must have been the tripto-fart"
- Trying to explain the dried-out bird by saying, "Oh, we're having turkey jerky this year"
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