YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO DIET WHEN...
- You dance and it makes the band skip.
- You are diagnosed with the flesh-eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.
- You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.
- You go to the zoo and the elephants throw YOU peanuts.
- Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."
- You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.
- Your blood type: Ragu!
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