NO EXCUSES
Rinkworks.com offers these real school excuse notes parents have written for their kids:
- "My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
- "Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
- "Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
- "Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
- "Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip."
- "John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
- "Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
- "Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins."
- "Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side."
- "Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels."
- "Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak."
- "Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust."
- "Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault."
- "Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday."
- "Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral."
- "My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines."
- "Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well."
- "Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps."
- "Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover."
- "Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor."
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