THIS WEEK IS
National Card & Letter Writing Week -- The first week in November. It seems like that you can find a card for almost any occasion, but here are a few cards that you might not ever see:
Heard your wife left you.
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it.
She moved in with me.
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it.
She moved in with me.
I must admit
You brought Religion in my life.
I never believed in Hell
Until I met you.
You brought Religion in my life.
I never believed in Hell
Until I met you.
As you grow older, Mom
I think of all the gifts you've given me.
Like the need for therapy.
I think of all the gifts you've given me.
Like the need for therapy.
So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay.
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay.
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