TODAY IS
Welcome to the second page of this year's 365-page story.
Kate Bosworth hits 35. I remember when that seemed old. The good news: at least I remember.
Karina Smirnoff turns 41 today. I remember her name by thinking of that cheap vodka, Karina.
Taye Diggs is 47. I know it wouldn't make a difference, I'm just telling you he turns 47.
Cuba Gooding Jr. turns the big 5-0 today. He's the man famous for saying the phrase, "Show me the money!" to Tom Cruise.
He's hitting the stage where he now says, "Hand me my reading glasses then show me the money!"
When I tried that on my boss, he must have been confused because instead of money, he showed me a door.
He'll gladly say, "Show me the money" but only if you show him the money.
Cuba has developed a keen ability to sniff out the worst movie scripts... unfortunately, he then makes the movie.
The old flock fleecer, disgraced TV evangelist Jim Bakker, turns 78 today. Now there was a scandal. He's another day closer to meeting the actual president of the PTL club.
Kate Bosworth hits 35. I remember when that seemed old. The good news: at least I remember.
Karina Smirnoff turns 41 today. I remember her name by thinking of that cheap vodka, Karina.
Taye Diggs is 47. I know it wouldn't make a difference, I'm just telling you he turns 47.
Cuba Gooding Jr. turns the big 5-0 today. He's the man famous for saying the phrase, "Show me the money!" to Tom Cruise.
He's hitting the stage where he now says, "Hand me my reading glasses then show me the money!"
When I tried that on my boss, he must have been confused because instead of money, he showed me a door.
He'll gladly say, "Show me the money" but only if you show him the money.
Cuba has developed a keen ability to sniff out the worst movie scripts... unfortunately, he then makes the movie.
The old flock fleecer, disgraced TV evangelist Jim Bakker, turns 78 today. Now there was a scandal. He's another day closer to meeting the actual president of the PTL club.
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