WOULD YOU RATHER?

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You must choose to keep only one species alive. Would you rather live in a world without dogs or a world without cats?

Would your rather eat a lunch bag full of lawn clippings or eat a live earthworm?

Would you rather have only one eye in the center of your forehead, or facial hair everywhere like the Wolfman?

Would you rather live in a world where the divorce rate was less than 1 percent, or a world where every kid graduated from high school with at least a B average?

Would you rather live in an America where everyone over the age of 18 took politics seriously and voted in every election or an America where everyone paid their taxes without cheating?

Would you rather lick sugar from an extremely fat woman's underarm, or lick up maple syrup from her bellybutton?

Would you rather have to always wear acid washed jeans or always have to wear a large afro?

Would you rather date find a box of condoms in your 12-year-old's room or a marijuana joint?

Would you rather have to always wear acid washed bellbottom jeans or always have to wear a large afro?

Who would you rather still have alive: John F. Kennedy or John Lennon?

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