SMALL DUMB THINGS THAT MAKE US UNREASONABLY ANGRY
Finding a flyer on your windshield.
Pressing the pedestrian crossing button more than 5 times.
Not replacing the grocery cart.
Getting on the elevator before giving you a chance to get off.
Any product in hard plastic packaging.
Really slow Internet.
Missing a call by 2 seconds, calling back immediately but they don't answer.
When someone says "calm down" or "cheer up" when you are not down or upset.
When people talk to me in the bathroom.
Slow drivers in the left lane.