THE BIGGEST LIE
What was the biggest lies ever told? The first one that comes to everyone's mind is "the check's in the mail," but you'll be surprised at how many others will be called in. Here's a list to help you out.
- I'll respect you in the morning.
- I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
- I gave at the office.
- Don't worry. He's never bitten anyone.
- I'll call you later.
- I've never done anything like this before.
- Now I'm going to tell you the truth.
- It's supposed to make that noise.
- Don't worry. It's okay, I'm sterile.
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