THE BIGGEST LIE
- I'll respect you in the morning.
- I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
- I gave at the office.
- Don't worry. He's never bitten anyone.
- I'll call you later.
- I've never done anything like this before.
- Now I'm going to tell you the truth.
- It's supposed to make that noise.
- Don't worry. It's okay, I'm sterile.