YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CHEAPSKATE WHEN

• You line the inside of your purse with aluminum foil at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
• You've ever eaten noodles and ketchup.
• You unroll 2-ply toilet paper for the extra roll.
• You re-use Q-tips.
• You cross out names on greeting cards and send them to others.
• You've ever put new soles on your flip-flops.
• You buy an outfit for a special event, and then return it.
• You sharpen a pencil until you hit the eraser.
• You buy birthday presents at garage sales.
• Anyone in your family still owns a Yugo.
• You've ever crashed a wedding reception.