KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS

Here are some embarrassing things kids said not thinking the stranger nearby could hear:

"Did you hear that lady fart?"
"Wait, is that a lady or a man?"
"Why is the principal so fat?"
"Why does that lady have hair on her lip?"
"Why does that lady have butter all over her teeth?"
"When will the priest stop talking?"
"That lady is really, really old, right?"
"That man walking his dogs is a stranger, right, Mom? If he asks me to look at puppies, I will say no!"

What did your kid blurt out about a perfect stranger?