HEADLINE TRUTH OR TRASH
"This Year's Hottest Halloween Costume is President Pence!"
Trash! Although the concept scares a lot of Democrats.
"Man Who Gave the World Labradoodles Says It's His Life's Regret!"
Truth! Wally Conron, the man who invented it all those years ago, says he "opened a Pandora's Box and released a Frankenstein's monster." The problem? "Unethical, ruthless" breeders who only care about "big bucks," and don't put the dogs' health first.
"New Pumpkin Spice After Shave The New Trend!"
Trash! Why would I want to smell like my latte?
"Plane Makes Emergency Landing for Passenger Stuck in Bathroom!"
Truth! A United Airlines jet had to make an emergency landing in Denver. Passengers said the poor woman was trapped about an hour, and was embarrassed but unharmed when five firefighters and a mechanic eventually freed her.
"New World Record for 48-inch Long Nail Extensions!"
Truth! Florida artist Odilon Ozare did it. He also holds the world record for tallest hat at 15-feet, 9-inches tall set in 2018.
"White House Whistle Blower To Audition on America's Got Talent!"
Trash! About a minute's worth of whistle blowing and you're done.
"Amazon Experimenting with Zombies Who Deliver!"
Trash! It was talked about at a meeting, but no one was dying to do it.
"New Study Proves Winning Lottery Does Make You Happy!"
Truth! Yep - the study from University of Warwick economists confirms it. Believe it or not, prior studies actually said winners were not really any happier than losers. What?
Trash! Although the concept scares a lot of Democrats.
"Man Who Gave the World Labradoodles Says It's His Life's Regret!"
Truth! Wally Conron, the man who invented it all those years ago, says he "opened a Pandora's Box and released a Frankenstein's monster." The problem? "Unethical, ruthless" breeders who only care about "big bucks," and don't put the dogs' health first.
"New Pumpkin Spice After Shave The New Trend!"
Trash! Why would I want to smell like my latte?
"Plane Makes Emergency Landing for Passenger Stuck in Bathroom!"
Truth! A United Airlines jet had to make an emergency landing in Denver. Passengers said the poor woman was trapped about an hour, and was embarrassed but unharmed when five firefighters and a mechanic eventually freed her.
"New World Record for 48-inch Long Nail Extensions!"
Truth! Florida artist Odilon Ozare did it. He also holds the world record for tallest hat at 15-feet, 9-inches tall set in 2018.
"White House Whistle Blower To Audition on America's Got Talent!"
Trash! About a minute's worth of whistle blowing and you're done.
"Amazon Experimenting with Zombies Who Deliver!"
Trash! It was talked about at a meeting, but no one was dying to do it.
"New Study Proves Winning Lottery Does Make You Happy!"
Truth! Yep - the study from University of Warwick economists confirms it. Believe it or not, prior studies actually said winners were not really any happier than losers. What?
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